Relationship Rules
1. Let them come to you
2. Be yourself
3. Don’t let yourself like them, let them like you first.
4. Don’t close off your options.
5. Don’t think about things too much just go with the flow.
6. Always have something to do.
7. Don’t spend too much on any given girl.
8. Always be chill and be happy for people that find relationships.
9. Never get jealous.
10. Be outgoing and confident but not cocky.
11. Don’t fall for a girl if you can help it.
12. If you do fall pull your parachute and fall slow, if you fall too fast you’ll probably end up losing the girl anyway.
13. Don’t get attached.
14. Depending on the girl let her make the first move.
15. Don’t expect to fall in love.
16. Don’t use the word love unless in a different context.
17. Don’t get your hopes up.
18. If you’re destined to be single forever like myself just stop trying, it’s pointless to try when you know the outcome will be the same every time.
